10 reasons why learning to drive at Uni is terrible

Hot Fuzz
Getting up for a morning driving lesson after a night out = THE worst

1. Your friends mercilessly mock you for not learning to drive at 17

2. You had to cancel your lesson for being hungover… AGAIN

3. You spend your summer holiday learning, and then a year passes and you’re awful again

4. Your instructor will try and make polite chit chat about your degree when really you wish they’d tell you how to turn the wipers off

5. You see everyone you know and will inevitably see a Facebook post with your hands in the 2 and 10 position

6. You come back from your lesson and talk to your friends how pleased you are for only stalling twice, and then they laugh in your face, forgetting the hours they spent mastering the clutch

7. Having to turn down a night out to save money for your next lesson will leave you with mega FOMO

8. You struggle through the highway code to pass your theory test, only to find all of your driving uni friends don’t know what half of it means – is this really necessary?!

9. When you fail the first time you basically feel like giving up…

10. But when you finally pass you feel like you’re now part of the elite drivers club… Where’s the next road trip headed?

10 Obscure Career Options

 

Obscure Careers
Paper Tower Sniffer… an absorbing career choice!

We know you probably get enough people talking to you about your careers and what you’re going to do when you leave University, and it’s hard to figure it out! Mostly because a lot of us just don’t even know what’s out there… Here’s a list of really bizarre career choices you probably didn’t know existed. You know, just in case you needed some inspiration.

1. Professional snuggler

Kinda like prostitution but not really? Plus it pays well…

2. Golf ball divers

Key skills include: enjoying treasure hunting and not being scared of alligators.

3. Paper towel sniffer

Because paper towels need to be odourless and paper towel companies need employ people to keep up their quality control in this area.

4. Professional bridesmaid

Undercover “bridesmaids” offer personal assistant services for the bride – if the job involves a pretty dress why not?

5. Iceberg movers

International Ice Patrol (IIP) was founded the year after Titanic sunk to track the locations of icebergs and move them if necessary – seems quite smart TBH.

6. Pet food tester

Because obviously humans know what dogs like the taste of…?

7. Chicken Sexer

They’re hired by commercial hatcheries to determine the sex of a chick. Apparently it’s quite hard and their skills rely heavily on intuition.

8. Fortune cookie writer

Yep, some writer out there could be determining your future right now.

9. Cool hunter

These people spend their days trying to track down the next big thing, there’s big money to be made here…

10. Dog Surfing Instructor

YES YES YES. I have found my calling.

Make Your Own Energy Bars

Energy bars
Perfect as a snack between lectures!

We all know how difficult it is to strike a good balance between tasty and nutritious when it comes to our diets, especially when it comes to snack food (looking at you 3am cheesy chips…). These energy bars are super quick and easy to make, and the best thing about them is that you can keep them in the freezer for weeks and whip one out when you’re feeling peckish.

Ingredients:

  • 100g nuts – any combination you fancy out of hazelnuts, cashews, walnuts or almonds
  • 100g desiccated coconut
  • 100g fresh dates – Medjool dates work particularly well
  • 50g coco powder – you can use raw cacao if you’re feeling super healthy
  • 3 tbsp. coconut oil
  • Pinch of salt

Technique:

1. Melt the coconut oil in the microwave for about 10 seconds until it turns

to liquid

2. Wizz all the ingredients in a food processor for about 3-4 minutes,

starting off pulsing, until the mixture comes together in a large clump

3. Line a tray with cling film and pop the mixture inside

4. Put another layer of cling film on top and flatten it using your hands

5. Leave in the freezer for at least 2 hours

6. Remove from tray and cut into bite size portions

7. Enjoy!

 

Expectation vs. Reality: Your first week back at University

First week back
All of these University-related objects just happened to be positioned like this.

Every year we return to University with high expectations of our own behaviour, however the reality is not quite as productive or as adventurous as we would hope…

Motivation:

Expectation: I’m soooo ready for whatever this term throws at me
Trying to get bikini ready - Imgur

Reality: Maybe it’s best if I just stay in bed…

Freshers:

Expectation: Oh hey there
Me trying to flirt after binge-watching the entire series of New Girl - Imgur

Reality: THE FRESHERS HAVE ARRIVED

Uni work:

Expectation: I love to learn

Reality: Why oh why did I pick Statistics as a module

Food:

Expectation: Mmm I’m going to be so healthy this term #newme

Reality: Ok now I remember why I put on so much weight last year

Going out:

Expectation: When squad hits the dance floor

Reality: Waking your housemates up after the first night out

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Top 10 Music Videos For Summer Vibes

Summer Vibes
Summer vibes on point

1. Britney Spears – I’m A Slave 4 U

If only we looked this great when we’re dripping with sweat in the heat…

2. Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg – California Gurls

Take us to the Golden Coast plssssss

3. DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince – Summertime

Classic summer vibes filled with BBQs and 90’s style

4. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft Idris Elba – Dance Off

Macklemore perfectly describing our actions after a few bevs once our exams are over…

5. Sia ft Sean Paul – Cheap Thrills

When you’re so deep in the overdraft all summer activities must involve cheap thrills

6. OutKast – Hey Ya!

It’s time to dig out that polaroid camera your mum got you last Christmas and make some sweet sweet memories

7. Drake – Started From The Bottom

One for you final years – that feeling when you graduate with all your buddies

8. Tough Love – So Freakin’ Tight

For those poolside hangs

9. Justin Bieber – Company

We’ll keep you company on your summer travels Biebs!!!

10.  Snakehips ft. ZAYN – Cruel

Neon-hued, edgy parties – a summer wouldn’t be complete without one!